{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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